Davy Jones Locker.

Closing Down From NotBob ^Pro in Confusion Reigns Supreme (39 minutes old)

I'm going to shut up shop for a while for personal and technical reasons. The technical reason is to repair the damage that occurred even before the tagging debacle. The personal reason is just th… more

Groan of the night From prydwen in Grin and bear it (4 hours old)

A man died today after becoming trapped under a large wicker basket containing a smoked ham, a jar of pickled onions, some cheddar, water biscuits and a bottle of champagne. Police said that their … more

Who needs therepy? From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (4 hours old)

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Louis Walsh From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (5 hours old)

When will this man get a reality check, smell the coffee and realise that he is either tone death, or the biggest bullshitter in the world.... Louis the louse should bow out of this competition at … more

Please Please Please From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (6 hours old)

Will someone out there please put John and Edward out of their misery (and mine)....… more

Guess the odd one out: From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (9 hours old)

Lord Stevenson, former chairman, HBOS Bank Andy Hornby, former CEO, HBOS Bank Sir Fred Goodwin, former CEO, RBS Bank Sir Tom McKillup, former chairman, RBS Bank John McFall MP, chairman, Treasury … more

The problem with e-bay From prydwen in Grin and bear it (9 hours old)

It’s really difficult to find what you want on eBay. I was searching for cigarette lighters and it found over 15,000 matches.… more

John Fitzgerald Kennedy From NotBob ^Pro in Ask or Answer. (14 hours old)

When JFK gave his famous speech at Rice University in 1962 he stated that: We choose to go to the Moon in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy - but because they are hard! … more

Saturday Meme From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (15 hours old)

1. With Friday the 13th on the horizon, do you have any superstitions? I will not walk under ladders and hate seeing a single magpie. 2. Have you any phobias? Still have a fear of heights. 3. … more

Quote of the night From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (1 day old)

If you got to swim in shit, keep your chin up.… more

Instant Viagra From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (1 day old)

'Viagra' is now available in powder form for your tea. It doesn't enhance your sexual performance but it does stop your biscuit going soft.. … more

Party Mood From NotBob ^Pro in NotBob's Bits (1 day old)

I went to a great party last night. Everyone was jumping for joy. Joy was desperately hanging on to the chandelier.… more

Camouflage... From NotBob ^Pro in NotBob's Bits (2 days old)

...not always successful: … more

My Big Bro' Found This From NotBob ^Pro in NotBob's Bits (2 days old)

And I think I'd like to share it... http://dingo.care-mail.com/cards/flash/5409/galaxy.swf :D… more

Urban Word Of The Day From NotBob ^Pro in Confusion Reigns Supreme (2 days old)

Courtesy of www.urbandictionary.com November 5: Piglet Flu During times of pandemic, the common flu is known as Piglet Flu. While less deadly than Swine Flu it still makes you feel like shit. Ho… more

Diggy-diggy! From NotBob ^Pro in Confusion Reigns Supreme (3 days old)

Date: Saturday 28th November 2009 Time: 10:00 am Location: Horsell Common I'll be there! My first archaeological dig, organised by HCPS, of the two tumuli on the common just about a mile from wh… more

This Is Annoying From NotBob ^Pro in Confusion Reigns Supreme (3 days old)

The following are your tags were deleted: Post Tag: love's-not-a-competition-(but-i'm-winning) | scared-the-hell-out-of-her | "h" | i-know-it's-a-bad-pun | get-your-filthy-hands-off-my-desert | by-… more

Seems I'm Not The Only One Who's Confused From NotBob ^Pro in Confusion Reigns Supreme (4 days old)

I've just tried to access an app in Facebook and got this result: Actually, I'm using Google Chrome. :-/… more

Everybody's Fool From NotBob ^Pro in The Ferret (4 days old)

I adore Amy Lee's voice... Evanescence is an American rock band founded in Little Rock, Arkansas in 1995 by singer/pianist Amy Lee and guitarist Ben Moody. After recording two private EPs and a… more

Messenger News From NotBob ^Pro in Confusion Reigns Supreme (4 days old)

Amazing new detailed images of Mercury have just been released by NASA.… more

First Hand And Out! From NotBob ^Pro in Confusion Reigns Supreme (4 days old)

Now, I don't pretend to know much about poker, but this has to be the worst way to lose a tournament... 8| Blimey! He's got about as much luck as me! :))… more

Scammed In A Foreign Language From NotBob ^Pro in Confusion Reigns Supreme (4 days old)

Here's an interesting approach... Hallo liebe, Ich sehe Sie Ihren Ansprechpartner How are you today Ich hoffe, dass alles mit dir ist alles ok, es ist mir eine große Freude, Sie zu kontaktieren und… more

It's That Time Of Year Again! From NotBob ^Pro in Confusion Reigns Supreme (5 days old)

Yes! It's British Sausage Week! :D In order to celebrate the Great British Banger tonight I decided to dine on three Lincolnshire sausages with chips, peas, sweetcorn and a fried tomato with a da… more

Abu Dhabi Grand Prix Results From NotBob ^Pro in Formula 1 (6 days old)

2009 FORMULA 1 ETIHAD AIRWAYS ABU DHABI GRAND PRIX Provisional Results PosNoDriverTeamLapsTime/RetiredGridPts 115Sebastian VettelRBR-Renault55Winner210 214Mark WebberRBR-Renault55+17.8 secs38 322… more

Map reading, a dying art From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (6 days old)

Anybody out there think that Sat Navs are the worst techology ever? Having to listen to inane interjections from some plumy voice, that seems to sound smug when you miss the turning, must add to in… more

Whatever happened to Ladybird Books? From prydwen in Good Old Days (6 days old)

"The highlight of my childhood? It's the Ladybird Book of Motorcars from 1963, and as you would imagine it's full of rubbish really. Just endless boring grey shapes, until you get to page 40, where yo… more

Clarkson on Detroit From prydwen in Grin and bear it (6 days old)

"God may have created the world in six days, but while He was resting on the seventh, Beelzebub popped up and did this place." … more

Keith From NotBob ^Pro in Confusion Reigns Supreme (7 days old)

I just had to take a piccie of one of my bestest canine friends. I'm know that I've shown a picture of him before lying down, so here he is standing up showing his other side: Isn't he gorgeou… more

DUCK! From NotBob ^Pro in NotBob's Bits (7 days old)

I was sitting in a restaurant the other night when a female mallard waddled up to my table and said to me "Amongst the gravel around here you are the diamond" and gave me a single red rose. I calle… more

When you know you are too old to Trick or Treat From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (7 days old)

Nicked from Miss Cellenia 10. You get puffed out from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you. 8. You ask for high fiber candy only. 7. When someone … more